Friday, April 09, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Friday, December 11, 2009
go for the gold
AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT... THE EARTH TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORST. NO ONE KNEW OR CARED TO ASK WHY. IT WAS TOO LATE NOW. THERE WAS ONLY SURVIVAL. BECAUSE OF THE DIGITAL REVOLUTION, ALL PHYSICAL PHOTOGRAPHS WERE DESTROYED FROM THE PAST EXCEPT FOR THIS STRANGE RELIC. NO ONE KNOWS FOR SURE OF ITS ORIGIN. NO ONE KNOWS FOR SURE OF ITS MEANING. WE CAN ONLY SPECULATE, AS WELL AS WE CAN WITH OUR FUTURISTIC DISTRACTIONS OF BEYOND TANGIBILITY. THE AMZING THING IS, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.
Friday, December 04, 2009
WHY
WHY DO I FEAR MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
oh... why do i fear myself in the middle of the night
what scary sound dost thy maketh within
a lasso reaps the golden nuts from alien ship residue syndrome
i milk man ... i milk man... me milk milk man
MILK
when love and wonder are forgiven entities of frogs
when little petey made a friend on the subway that night before THE FOOTBALL GAME
i want orange milk to ooze out of my eyeballs
all the while a goat named Donna waxes political about ho hum current events
ITS LIKE TEETH FROM THE MARS LANDER FROM THE MARS LANDER LAND
from the mars lander from the mars lander
the mars lander
THE MARS LANDERER PERFORMED HIS MISSION WITH REPUTABLE COMMAND
HE OR SHE INSPIRED A WHOLE POPULATION OF GENDERLESS (insert here)
time and again the land looks down on me, even as i stand above it
LIKE A BORED DOVE IN THE DAWN MIST OF CHANGE
i ate a mediocre taco for lunch
WHY
WHY
OH WHY
WHY DO I CONTEMPLATE SQUASH
Friday, November 06, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Edgy, etc.
Whilst on my recent trip overseas, I stopped by The London Gallery to snap a few self portraits.
Self portrait with self portrait of Rembrandt, age 34.
Self portrait with self portrait of Jan Lievens, age 31.
